Impotence and Gasworks

My wife said, on reading my Last Post, 'It looks like you're telling the whole world you're impotent. And you're not.' Bless her. Impartial, naturally, and blunt (Polish Catholic American Canadian), I have to agree with her. There is no impotence here. Impotence is absent. But let me tell you what there's lots of - [...]

Two guest rooms and a washer

Two guest rooms and a washer

Reflecting on the indignities and rewards of middle age, the American author David Sedaris (I got this from the FT) writes, 'Yes, the washer on my penis has worn out, leaving me to dribble urine long after I've zipped my trousers back up. But I have two guest rooms.' And I think, as 65 peers [...]