The View From Here

Dribbling when peeing. Pain in the joints. Nose hair. Hairy ears. Dribbling after peeing.

Bushy eyebrows. Cars that whip by too close. Cars that whip by too fast. Cars that crawl up your arse.

Farts.

Weak erections. Brief erections. Bad art.

No erections.

Hair loss.

Milk. Wrinkles. Skin like crepe paper. Skin like sandpaper. Food that makes your stomach burble. Farts.

Pain in the joints.

Forgetting things. Misremembering things. Remembering things I’d rather forget.

Repeating oneself. Non sequiturs.

Republicans. Donald Trump. Donald Trump’s children. Leprosy.

Realising what an idiot you are. Were. Still are.

Forgetting things. Peeing after you’ve stopped peeing.

Dribbling. Farts. Repeating yourself.

Ageing in general.

2022.