Things I Disapprove Of

Dribbling when peeing. Pain in the joints. Nose hair. Hairy ears. Dribbling after peeing.

Bushy eyebrows. Cars that whip by too close. Cars that whip by too fast. Cars that crawl up your arse.

Farts.

Weak erections. Brief erections. Bad art.

No erections.

Hair loss.

Milk. Wrinkles. Skin like crepe paper. Skin like sandpaper. Food that makes your stomach burble. Farts.

Pain in the joints.

Forgetting things. Misremembering things. Remembering things I’d rather forget.

Repeating oneself. Non sequiturs.

Republicans. Donald Trump. Donald Trump’s children. Leprosy.

Realising what an idiot you are. Were. Still are.

Forgetting things. Peeing after you’ve stopped peeing.

Dribbling. Farts. Repeating yourself.

Ageing in general.

2022.

11 responses to “Things I Disapprove Of”

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. Agree on all points raised and for the most part base my assertions sadly on personal experience

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    1. I guess one positive thing about ageing is that it’s preferable to the alternative 🀣

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      1. OMG!! Hysterical… yes, and add dribbling when you laugh… Daddy always said “it beats the alternative” too…

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        1. As the man said about the sword sticking out of his stomach, when asked if it hurts, ‘only when I laugh….’

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  3. I thought you knew nothing about ageing, young man, but I’m now changing my view. You do know a little. Just thank heavens your dislikes are not (yet) accompanied by photographs….

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    1. I don’t think the world is ready to see photographs!

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  4. O dear – sorry we have so much in common except the exclusively male problems!! Love you

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    1. Well, it’s all jolly good fun, isn’t it?! Big hug πŸ™‚

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  5. Sadly I can identify with most of your comments

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