Tag: Ageing
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Things I Disapprove Of
Dribbling when peeing. Pain in the joints. Nose hair. Hairy ears. Dribbling after peeing. Bushy eyebrows. Cars that whip by too close. Cars that whip by too fast. Cars that crawl up your arse. Farts. Weak erections. Brief erections. Bad art. No erections. Hair loss. Milk. Wrinkles. Skin like crepe paper. Skin like sandpaper. Food […]
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Aching in the places that I used to play
There’s a lovely line in ‘Tower of Song’ – Leonard Cohen, folks, national treasure – that goes,‘I ache in the places that I used to play.’ My kids think this refers to dad horsing around under the blankets. Too much information. I see it differently. In the literal sense, aching is what my hip does, […]